"Jesus had other brothers and sisters."
Oh Luke. Im so sorry... no. Tsk tsk.
I see you are laboring under the protestant delusion that Mary was a normal wife and mother. Dear me.
This isnt a point I even care about actually, but since im a catholic Im supposed to? I guess?
Anyway just to clear that up, no. Mary is ever virgin. Brothers and sisters are actually cousins. Its that convoluted old timey extended family family stuff.
And then, the next thing I feel like I must address is this:
Texting. For Fern.
I have never. Not Once. Ever. In my whole life. Texted.
I know. Its so lame of me. But I dont have that in my plan and Im not sure my phone (which doesnt even have a camera...so lame) can text.
But if I could text you, I would text MANY snarky things. 16 hours worth of snark. near constant snark. and it would ALL be hilarious and witty. Rest assured.